Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Latest Excerpt from "Barack W. Bush: The Prisoner of Kennebunkport"

"It's soooo quiet in K-port during the winter. Most of the time it's just me and the Secret Service detail, so I have plenty of time to write songs, not that anyone else is likely to hear them anytime soon, least of all darling Condi. Appointing her as Secretary of State was my half-bro's one smart move as President. And don't you believe that Sweet Jesus demeanor of his. He's been pronging Condi all but senseless for years. Am I jealous? Does the Pope smoke dope? Not this one, he's a Nazi, but maybe the last one? Or perhaps the one before that, you know, the one who had a boyfriend in the Milan Opera? But I digress. As you can see, Condi has the last word in the song I wrote this morning, while I was way under the influence of the favorite herb of one or another Pope:

Al Qaeda says
Al Qaeda says
Al Qaeda says
More hummos for Hamas
More hummos for Hamas
More hummos for Hamas
More hummos for Hamas

Israeli army says
Israeli army says
Israeli army says
No hummos for Hamas
No hummos for Hamas
No hummos for Hamas
No hummos for Hamas

Jimmy Carter says
Jimmy Carter says
Jimmy Carter says
More hummos for Hamas
More hummos for Hamas
More hummos for Hamas
More hummos for Hamas

Condi Rice says
Condi Rice says
Condi Rice says
No hummos for Hamas
No hummos for Hamas
No hummos for Hamas
No hummos for Hamas"

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