Edward Scissorhands Buddha

I created this pencil sketch of "Edward Scissorhands Buddha" while looking at a reproduction of a painting of Chenrezi, the Compassionate Buddha.

Barack W. Bush Watch

I thought he was dead and was therefore delighted to receive the following message yesterday:

'Contrary to the rumor that was propagated by my old friend Sonny Warhol, who was misled in this matter by a certain ex-president, I did not perish in a boating accident off the coast of Kennebunkport. In fact, Dick Cheney and I had a delightful time on our two man deep sea fishing trip. Comparing notes we discovered that the psychological techniques a pimp uses on his whores track pretty closely with those an interrogator uses on his prisoners. Dick's descriptions even inspired me to write a new song: "Hit Me With Your Gitmo Stick".

Viewing from the outside, isn't "Heil Huckabee!" the most appropriate greeting for the leader of the Christian National Socialist wing of the Republican Party?'

Barack W. Bush

Slam Dancing in the Mosh Pit of History

This song is a work-in-progress:

SLAM DANCING IN THE MOSH PIT OF HISTORY (DAVOS 2-0-0-9)


Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history

There goes old Bill Clinton
Who let the dog in?

The Impaler Vlad Putin
Is in the corner tootin’

Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history

Comrade Wen Jiabao
Well he ain’t no Mao

That Gordon Brown
He’s such a clown

Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history

Little Jamie Dimon
He be social climbin'

Sticky fingered Bob Rubin
Is done Citi lootin’

Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Davos 2-0-0-9

Meet The Beatles

MEET THE BEATLES


You pay
You pay
You pay
You pay
I sing

You pay
You pay
You pay
You pay
I sing

You pay
You pay
You pay
You pay
I sing

And in the end
The cash you take
Is equal to
The trash you make