Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Barack W. Bush Watch

I thought he was dead and was therefore delighted to receive the following message yesterday:

'Contrary to the rumor that was propagated by my old friend Sonny Warhol, who was misled in this matter by a certain ex-president, I did not perish in a boating accident off the coast of Kennebunkport. In fact, Dick Cheney and I had a delightful time on our two man deep sea fishing trip. Comparing notes we discovered that the psychological techniques a pimp uses on his whores track pretty closely with those an interrogator uses on his prisoners. Dick's descriptions even inspired me to write a new song: "Hit Me With Your Gitmo Stick".

Viewing from the outside, isn't "Heil Huckabee!" the most appropriate greeting for the leader of the Christian National Socialist wing of the Republican Party?'

Barack W. Bush

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