An Imaginary Headline

This has been such a strange presidential primary campaign. One might almost expect something along the lines of:

OBAMA THROWS LIKE A GIRL

Hillary Clinton was quoted today as saying: "When I was ten years old, every night after dinner my father took me out into the backyard, and he taught me how to throw a curveball, a cut slider, and a change up. But now I've got to tell you one thing: Barack Obama throws like a girl."