Slam Dancing in the Mosh Pit of History

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SLAM DANCING IN THE MOSH PIT OF HISTORY (DAVOS 2-0-0-9)


Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history

There goes old Bill Clinton
Who let the dog in?

The Impaler Vlad Putin
Is in the corner tootin’

Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history

Comrade Wen Jiabao
Well he ain’t no Mao

That Gordon Brown
He’s such a clown

Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history

Little Jamie Dimon
He be social climbin'

Sticky fingered Bob Rubin
Is done Citi lootin’

Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Slam dancing in the mosh pit of history
Davos 2-0-0-9